The Web-Slinger Wears Fedoras: A Review of Spider-Noir Season 1, Episode 1: “Step Into My Office”

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you leave a classic Marvel intellectual property unattended in a room for long enough, Nicolas Cage will eventually enter, pick it up, and imbue it with a level of frantic, twitchy energy that defies both the laws of physics and traditional acting methods. So it goes with the premiere episode of Prime…